Welcome to the first post of Uncensored Tales of Life's Unpredictability! Here in this blog I will post a little piece of what I think is going around the world and try to share my knowledge on how people comprehend it and how I comprehend it. I will try to keep readers entertained, and yes I will be honest with you, I have started this because I am generally pissed off at the world and can not do anything about except for wrenching my furry by writing this. So sit back and relax as I bring to you part one of the tales.
As I sit here listening to Frank Sinatra - My Way, I wonder where this world is headed. Everyday I wake up hoping that the world has changed for the better but all I see is someone killing someone else. Its really interesting actually, cause the world is in great shape! I mean that in the most sarcastic way. If I were to blindly point at a country on the globe there won't be a country that is right now in peace. How did we reach to this state? Well it all started with Mankind. But this past year has been quite disturbing, Well first we had the big shake up of some major insurance companies like Meryl Lynch and Lehman brothers and AIG. What I fail to comprehend is that they are insurance companies, so how the hell did they fail to insure themselves. These people are supposed to have unsocial working pricks as accountants who can predict a needle out of the stack of straws 100 years away. What THE HELL IS GOING ON! If they can not insure themselves how the hell were they planning to insure millions of people who trust there life saving with these motherfuckers! But somehow someway they have gotten away with it. They have pleaded and cried to the U.S government to bail them out... WOW! Sooo Nice! I think I am going to go open up a company in the U.S, you want to know why? Because when I get bankrupt on my illicit or stupid habits, they the U.S government will come and bail me out for NO GOOD GOD DAMN DARN REASON! YAYE! Clap Clap...
Then comes GM, Chrysler and Co. all begging for money... What the hell! What about the poor taxpayers! People do not get basic needs like hospital care or even food, but the government steps in to save the corporate world! Clap clap! ITS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF BULLSHIT WHICH EVEN A BULL WOULD WONDER AT! Now that the U.S treasury has used up all the money to pay for the insurance companies, they have turned to the middle east to pay for the car companies. Clap clap again. I mean the middle east! Please. These people wouldn't unite if there lives depended on it. The Middle Eastern countries are a pathetic excuse for people who have too much money and don't know what to do about it. All I hear in the news is how the Israelis are tyrants and how they have killed so many people, which they have. But you know what, according to Newtons 2nd law of motion every action has a opposite and equal reaction. And you know why Israel is reacting this way is because HAMAS has been firing missiles into southern Israel for no god damn reason! I mean just imagine you are sitting in the bus, if the bus drivers keeps braking the bus for no fucking reason every 20 seconds, won't you get pissed? Won't you get up and smack the motherfucker! Off course you would, I would do the same! HAMAS claim they are fighting for the Palestinian people... Clap Clap. If they cared even a bit about the people they would sit down with Israel on the table and talk peace not missiles.
Talking about Missiles, I honestly feel Iran and North Korea have the right to make nukes. They have there ideologies, and thoughts. Just cause they have a nuke does not mean that they are going to launch it at someone. If Israel, India, and Pakistan can have nukes why not Iran and North Korea, I mean you have to complete the freak show to have a circus right? I feel that the U.S should not interfere with North Korea and Iran, cause if would be in the best interests of everyone if everyone just launched a nuke at each other and got it over and done with it, so let everyone have a nuke! Hell why do'nt we give one to Switzerland as well... You know just in case....
Now the song turns to Louis Armstrong's - What a wonderful world. If he was still alive I am sure he would take this song of the shelf's and out of the record books! Cause the world we living in right now is not wonderful at all. I mean its been such a bad year last year 2008 that Liverpool are sitting on top of the premiership. These cocksuckers usually slide down to 6th and have to struggle with teams like Fulham and West Ham. And 2009 has started and seems its going to get even crazier. At least god kept his sanity by making Manchester United the world club champions... Clap Clap.
Talking about sanity, its finally coming to Sri Lanka. The Terrorist (LTT) as dictated by the majority or Freedom fighters as dictated by there own LTT people are almost out of the country. But honestly tell me who are we to judge the sides unless we are part of one of them. Who are we to judge if Hamas is wrong or if Israel is crazy or if LTT are terrorists or freedom fighters or if Liverpool is actually a football team? We are nothing. We just a creation put on this planet because all the gods were bored. They wanted something exciting to happen in this vast black empty lightbulb of a universe. So they/he/she made Earth and programmed us to hate each other for no good god damn good reason... Something like an inside joke... Clap Clap.
Makes one wonder what the future holds. What 2009 holds... At closing I would like to say love each other, cause hate only creates more hate and that just leads us to act like animals. Its a scary future ahead. But the truth will be posted hear. Cause those who fear the future are just people who are ignorant. Keep tuned right here. Next update next week. Till then god bless and take good care.
